some douche asked me to put a headphone in my good ear and turn on music while he talked at my deaf side to “see if I really couldn’t hear”
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OMFG NEWFLASH PEOPLE!
DEAF PEOPLE CAN BE HOT TOO.
WHAAAATTTTTTTT????!!!!!?!? WE CAN????? this changes everything
No! NOT YOU.You have met your quota for hotness. YOU SAVE SOME HOT FOR THE REST OF US.
damn.. I was hoping I could get some extra hotness or something
An older man got new hearing aids that cost quite a lot of money. Unfortunately, he forgot to take them off when he took a shower, and they were ruined. One of his kids asked him if he’d told his wife yet, and the man replied “Are you kidding me? I’d never hear the end of it!”
How do mathematicians communicate?
Three hard of hearing guys are standing on a street corner.
First one says, “Brrrrr, it’s windy!”
Second one says, “No…it’s Thursday.”
Third one says, “Me too, let’s go get a drink.”
Lesson 8: Make deaf jokes. They’re very endearing, and I can’t wait to hear them. Or not.
sorryimkindofblonde: "What is SSD?" I asked. "Google it," you said. So I did. You have a solid-state disk, aka, an external hard drive? Such foresight. Much prepared. Very technological. Hello!
You caught me. I am a robot who stores my thoughts and memories on an external hard drive. My secret has been revealed, and I can only hope that you all do not judge me too much for who I am.